Rachel Maddow suggested last night that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was angling for a job in journalism.

Such a dreadful thought.

Let's try to be constructive. She touts her Journalism Degree. Maybe she'll wheel herself into the U.S. Senate.

But reallyoldman loves her better as a Celebrity.

What should Gov. Palin do next?

Correct answers:

1. Become No. 1 ( Read more... )

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He shoots. He scores.
Uber journalist Sean Hannity gets Sarah Palin on the record.
Boom!

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Sean Hannity is asking the tough questions. And Sarah Palin, vowing several times to "ruffle feathers," shoots back with a withering array of facts and logic there.


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Coming up.
Live coverage of Sean Hannity's exclusive interview with Sarah Palin!

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Honest to God, I don't know how I missed this one.


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Here's an unmanipulated photo of a broadcast TV image.
I snapped it during John McCain's acceptance speech last night.
It captured a dissolve.
My crappy TV was showing a reaction shot of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter in the crowd.
I happened to click the shutter as the image faded to the main shot of John McCain at the podium.


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The tabloid press hasn't leapt upon my suggestion for a McCain-Palin celebrity contraction.
But they are America's top celebrity couple.
So they need a contraction.
I had settled on McPale.

Here is another possibility.

Inain

Hopefully this one will be accepted.
Then we will have a proper contraction for America's hottest celebrity couple, and we'll be ( Read more... )

Coming soon to an election ballot near you:..
McPale's Navy.

Not to be confused with:

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